Despite being born partially deaf, nothing seems to prevent Steve from singing - we know, we've tried! Years of singing in the bath have prepared him well for his performances, and Steve is widely considered to be the best harmonica player in this band. He is also famous for his immaculately manicured goatee, which is in fact manufactured from old pillow stuffing woven together with hamster's pubic hair. Never lucky in love, Steve has at last managed to find happiness with his long time companion, who, we hear, has recently come off her medication…good luck to her.




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